6th - 8th April 2017
What's the worst thing you've ever been given? Come on now, think. You know the kind of gift that someone gives you and immediately you wish they hadn’t bothered. The itchy unfashionable knitted polo-neck from your gran, fake perfume bought from a man in the street that you know for certain will NOT make you smell like Beyoncé, a box of sugared almonds....I mean are they even edible?
I’ve got one of those gifts. Way worse than the one you’re thinking about just now. Problem is I’m stuck with it. No receipt. Can’t return it, send it back or even give it away.
You see, the problem is me. I’m gifted...
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